Sunday, 5 July 2009

GO fuck yourself



More literary shit from me. Readings, published stuff, and you know, the same old same old.







Now, go out, I mean get out and look for a kiss or a mystery girl, you sad and lonesome fuckers

Hix Chalix

Wednesday, 10 June 2009

Radgepacket - Volume 3 - Now ready to pre-order



Another excellent collection of Tales from the Inner Cities, including one of mine, The Orgasmatron. Published by Bykerbooks. Going on holiday, buy a copy, bored at work, buy a copy, stuck on a rush hour commuter train, buy a copy, even though you won't have enough room to actually open the fucker. Worn down by your partners insane nagging, buy a copy. Interested in no strings attached sex, buy a copy and read my story. Still not interested, go down the boozer and get pissed.

Pre-order a copy here:

Radgepacket Volume 3

For more info on Bykerbooks click on this link.

bykerbooks

It's all happenning up north amigos.

now I'm off down the pub for a few swiftens.

Joe R.

Or as last resort you can watch these great go-go dancers. Groove-out!


Monday, 8 June 2009

Press Releases, Book Reviews, Book Covers and Forthcoming Ridgwell Publications


Ok, fellaheens and freaks of the early morning hungover blues streets, visionary readers, underground poets, writers, hanger-onners around the arts, and reclusive seers. Here's some more grapevine news in the literary world of Ridgwell.

First up a classy underground review of my 2nd collection of poetry, Load the Guns, over at the damned fine Monkey Picks. Go read it here:
Monkey Picks

Read the Press Release here:

blackheath books

Second, just above you there, a world exclusive first sneak preview of the cover of my debut novel, Last Days of the Cross, out this summer on Grievous Jones Press. Ok, it's only the back, but so what? If you want to see the front you know what you can do.

Ahem, now if so inclined read about GJ, a lovely little indie press and some of their other publications here:

Grievous Jones Press

And thirdly. Well there is no thirdly, just the gaping blackness of the ever-loving and everlasting void. Oh, and a first class playing card from a stacked deck for you to gaze upon whilst at work, or lying in bed, or sitting under a tree in a dogshit filled park, or where ever the fuck it is you is or are.




Adios Gringo's

Joe R.



Monday, 25 May 2009

More happenings in the literary world of Ridgwell




Okay, well my 2nd chapbook of poetry is now officially available from:

blackheath books

And, as some posey readers are poorer than a church mouses tittie, or are just tight-arsed or demented or both, two or three pomes from the collection appear at:

the exuberant ashtray

And

black-listed magazine

Respectively.

So, lovers of literature and fellow lost elastionists, you are now free to make your own judgement on my poetic ability, even without buying a copy of the book. But none of that matters, what matters is that the sun rises in the east, and you keep on smiling.

joe r

And if you detest poetry with a vengeance, check out this vintage vid of some small breasted tart, with the added bonus of a classical music soundtrack. I think, Debussy or some other long dead European fuck.



joe r May 2009.

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Load the Guns Ready to Pre-Order





The wait is over, what wait? Fucked if I know, but it is. Load the Guns, the accompaniment to Where are the Rebels? now ready to pre-order at blackheath books


Yeah, I know what you're saying, who gives a shit, but go fuck yourself. Even the angels up above would tell you that this little chapbook is probably the greatest thing to happen in literature since Les Fleurs du Mal. Yeah, I know what ya saying, what the fuck is, but go fuck yourself again. Prove me wrong. It costs £5, fuck all, not even two pints of wifebeater in a piss stink boozer, and there will be only 100 copies of the fucker. Now I'm off to Belize.....................

So long suckers

joe r







Monday, 27 April 2009

The Recession Session






Video of the Recession Session Literary Event of the Decade at the Betsy Trotwood, 24th April 2009. If you missed the night, keep eyes peeled for another event in the summer.









Literature as Rock and Roll.

joe r

Sunday, 19 April 2009

Happenings in the Literary World of Ridgwell




Hello friendly and erudite fuckers. It's been a while since I blogged on here, mostly coz I just can't be fucking bothered, but well you know every now and then I get the urge to blog some shit about myself. And while the young girls get drunk and the angels dance with the devil stuff about me or to do with me or just by me has appeared here and there online. And plenty of other news that I may or may not get round to putting up on here also. Anyway here's the shit I can remember which you might want to check out. Links and other groovy Ridgwell connotations.


Literary event of the decade takes place next Friday. Check link for details. Adults only.

The Recession Session

Also, the night before (23rd April) I'll be reading pomes from forthcoming Chapbook, Load the Guns, published by blackheath books at The Apple Tree. See link for details:

Vic Templar Does his Chunkers


Wiki, courtesy of Lady Whiskey a Go-Go, whoever the fuck she is has set up a page about me on that wiki www encyclopedia crap. I send Lady my eternal regards: link agin:

Ridgwell


Story featuring yours truly at 3AM.

Lator Gator

And in the defunct U S of A they still think the Beat Generation is relevant. Not bad article thou.....

And the Beat Goes On